Shameless Plug

I try to keep busy. This is my book, openly and blatantly for sale ($2.99) as a Kindle purchase on the Amazon dot com. It contains seven short stories of varying quality and coherency, all written by me. There is one story in particular, "The Medulla Oblongata Affair", which is typewriter-specific, perhaps even a bit obsessive. There are also, as the book's title indicates, zombies, vampires, and monkeys. The title fails to mention time travel, cats, and boobs. There is a bit of that as well. The Beatles shot JFK...did you know that? You will.

If you have Amazon Prime, you may borrow the book for free. This is also great, because I still get paid when that happens. So borrow it and don't read it, I don't care.

Working on new stuff as well, and it will also be available in e-book form as I complete it. If nothing else, visit my Amazon author page to get a good look at me in mustache mode.

http://www.amazon.com/Randy-X.-Porter/e/B00GN9QRXG/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1

So Long, For a While

I haven't updated lately...it's been a bit depressing.

Financial considerations have forced me to move, and I've had to pack many of my things away as I sought a smaller, less expensive place to live. I kept four typewriters for my personal use, and the other thirty-three went back into storage for now.

As clean as I could make it, in the end.

 If you look closely, you'll see some of the typewriters in the back. It wasn't an easy decision, but I'm at the point where I had no choice. Times are hard, and I had to make a sudden course correction.

Way in the back, there's typewriters.

But it's not over, not by a long shot. My short story collection, Infinite Monkeys, Homeless Vampires, & Zit-Cream Zombies, is now available as a Kindle e-book. I've decided to devote more of my time to my writing. I'm not deleting or abandoning this blog, but who knows how often I'll get the chance to update.  Check it out at: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GLTNXK8. If you have Amazon Prime, you can borrow it for free and I still get paid. So do that if you want. I appreciate it.